花园看起来很不错 Garden's looking nice.
我不想犯傲慢罪 但我知道啊 Well, not to commit the sin of pride, but I know.
我怎么会生出你这样的女儿 How did you come out of me?
我有个好消息 So, good news.
约翰这周五要回来啦 John's coming home on Friday.
那太好啦 That's wonderful.
是啊 It is.
那你肯定很激动吧 You must be thrilled.
是啊 Oh, I am.
会有点小紧张吗 Mm. Little nervous?
没 没有 No. No.
才没有呢 No.
你紧张我也是可以理解的啊 Be understandable if you were.
他毕竟住进了精神病院一段时间 The man has been in a mental institution.
我感觉电话中他已经回归原样了 All I know is he sounded like himself on the phone,
医生也说他可以康复出院了 and the doctors say he's good to go.
那很好啊 Well, that's great.
是啊 我可欣喜若狂了 It is. I'm excited.
那就好 Well, good.
非常欣喜若狂 Very excited.
好啦 Okay.
我再去开瓶啤酒 I'm gonna get another beer.
因为你很欣喜若狂吗 'Cause you're so excited?
你懂的 You know it!
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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我们需要来谈谈 We need to have a talk.
小乔治 你过来 Georgie, get in here!
我们做错事了吗 Are we in trouble?
没人做错事 No one's in trouble.
-怎么了 -过来坐下 - What's going on? - Have a seat.
你也得坐下来听我说 You're also getting talked to.
给老娘坐下 Sit.
好啦 Okay,
斯特吉斯博士今晚会来共进晚餐 Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.
哎哟妈呀 Hot darn.
他回来啦 That guy's back?
他不是在疯人院里吗 I thought he was in the nut house.
不可以这么称呼那里 We do not call it that.
老爸就是这么叫的啊 That's what Dad calls it.
这就是为什么我也让他坐下听讲了 And that's why I made him sit.
我们得让斯特吉斯博士感到自在 We need to make sure that Dr. Sturgis feels comfortable.
那我们应该怎么做到那样呢 And how are we supposed to do that?
首先 不要提起他住院的事情 For starters, do not bring up his time in the hospital.
那如果他主动提起呢 What if he brings it up?
你就等大人处理 You let the grown-ups handle that.
在这情境中 我是大人组里的吗 In this scenario, am I one of the grown-ups?
不是 No.
-太好了 -你们同样也不可以 - Great. - You also will not
在晚饭席间盯着人家看 stare at him during dinner.
我是完全不可以看他吗 Can I look at him at all?
你可以看他 Yes.
那我看他多久会被当做是盯着他看 How long can I look at him before it's considered staring?
当我在试着不要盯着女生看的时候 When I'm trying not to stare at girls,
我的规矩就是"数两声" my rule is "two Mississippi".
这招是我教他的 I taught him that.
请你们要做最好的表现 Just be on your best behavior.
如果你不确定有些话该不该说 And if you're not sure if you should say something,
那你就别说 do not say it.
-干嘛啦 -真的是这样呢 - What? - Hey, it works.
当我数到第三声 她就意识到了 When I hit three Mississippis, she noticed.
你看吧 See?
就说吧 Told you.
姥姥跟斯特吉斯博士在外面了 Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis are out front.
来到小路了 They're walking up the path.
他们看到我了 They see me.
我在招手 I'm waving.
他们也朝我招手了 They waved back.
他们走近门口了 They're close to the door.
更接近了 Even closer.
就要到了 Almost there.
门... Door...
铃响了 ... bell!
别忘了我提醒过你们的事 Remember everything we talked about.
欢迎欢迎 Welcome!
看看我带谁来啦 Look who I brought!
你们好啊 Hello!
请进请进 Come in, come in.
见到你真是太高兴了 It's so good to see you.
我很少这么做 但... I don't normally do this, but...
来握个爪吧 put her there.
不戴手套 No mitten.
太荣幸了 I'm honored.
再次见到你们真是太高兴了 It's just so wonderful to see you all again.
我们也期待很久了 We've been looking forward to it.
绝对是的 We sure have.
一声 One Mississippi,
两声 two Mississippi.
你为什么要数呢 Uh, why are you counting?
你也知道谢利 他就爱数字 You know Shelly. He loves his numbers.
来祷告吧 Let's say grace.
感谢主为我们提供面前的食物 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive
也保佑准备这餐点的人 阿门 and bless the hands that prepared it. Amen.
-阿门 -开动吧 - Amen. - Dig in.
我太期待吃家里做的家常菜了 Oh, I am so excited to have a home-cooked meal.
医院里的食物真是淡出鸟了 The food in the hospital was bland-arino.
记得留点肚子吃饭后甜点 Uh, be sure to save room for dessert.
我做了香蕉布丁 I made banana pudding.
乔治 跟他说说香蕉布丁有多好吃 George, tell him how good my banana pudding is.
上好的布丁 Good pudding.
加了很多香蕉 Lot of bananas.
听我说 如果是我误会那很抱歉 Well, now, pardon me if I'm wrong, but...
但如果你们对我来感到不自在 我十分能理解 I would totally understand if any of you felt uncomfortable
毕竟我是个刚刚才从医院出院的人 about me being here after my time in the hospital.
没这回事 我们感觉很轻松 Oh, no, we're very comfortable.
完全不会不自在啦 Very comfortable.
我以防万一一下 如果你们有任何 Well, just in case, I want you all to know
想问我的问题 我十分乐意回答 I'm perfectly happy to answer any questions that you might have.
你确定吗 You sure you want to do that?
当然啦 Of course.
要消除偏见与误会最好的方法 The best way to destigmatize something
就是大方谈论它 is to talk about it.
我可以提问吗 May I?
那你问吧 Um, go ahead.
为什么我不被允许去探视你 Why wasn't I allowed to visit you?
医院里的其他一些病人 Some of the other patients there
状况十分不好 were very unwell,
我不想你因为他们的行为而受到惊吓 and I didn't want you to be disturbed by their behavior.
我也有一题 I got one.
要来了 Here we go.
他们有把你锁在病房里吗 Did they lock you up in a room?
我只是不能在经过允许前离开病院 I wasn't able to leave the hospital without being discharged,
但我在医院里是可以随意走动的 but I was free to walk the grounds.
那你是怎么知道你康复了 How did you know when you were all better?
跟得了感冒不太一样 Well, it's not like a cold,
你得了感冒 之后好了就没了 where you have it and then you don't.
而是我学习到了方法 But I've learned skills that, uh,
来帮助自己保持心理健康 help me to manage my mental health.
真是理解不能啊 Well, that went over my head.
我还有一题 I got another one.
在电影《闪灵》里 杰克·尼科尔森发疯 In The Shining, Jack Nicholson goes nuts
拿着一把斧子追着人... and chases people around with an axe...
-一人只准问一题 -靠 - One question each. - Dang it.
我应该先问这题的 Should've started with that one.
来喝一杯睡前酒吧 How 'bout a little nightcap?
不了不了 Oh, I don't think so.
我还得骑车回家呢 Got to ride the old bike home.
我还以为你今晚在这过呢 I thought you were staying the night.
我没有这个打算 I wasn't planning on it.
好吧 Okay.
刚好说到这个话题上 Now that we're talking about this, um,
我们还没有好好再谈过我们感情的状况 we've never really discussed the status of our relationship.
不用担心 Don't you worry.
就我个人认为 我们就... As far as I'm concerned, we just...
恢复你入院前的状态就行了 pick up right where we left off.
这话对我意义重大 That means a lot.
但是呢... But, um...
我觉得我们最好还是别继续了 I think it's for the best if we don't.
-什么 -我希望我们还能当朋友 - What? - I hope we can still be friends.
但是我觉得... But, um, I don't think
我们不应该再继续谈恋爱了 we should be in a romantic relationship anymore.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
我知道用这词有点歧义 但是 I mean, poor choice of words, but...
你丫疯啦 are you crazy?!
你... 你是说你... 真的 Do you... I... Do you mean you-you really
不想再跟我谈下去了吗 don't want to see me anymore?
这件事我没有决定权吗 Don't I get a say in that?
没有 No.
是吗 我觉得我也有的吧 Really? I-I kind of think I do.
康妮 如果我单身时又发病了 Connie, if I'm single and have another episode,
那就只是我自己的问题 it only hurts me.
但如果我们在一起 那就会伤害到你 If we're together, that hurts you,
而我不想再次伤到你了 and I can't do that again.
这段期间我可是都对你不离不弃 I have been waiting for you this whole time.
更证明了你是一个好女人 Just more proof that you're a wonderful woman
你应该跟一个你能托付的男人在一起 and you deserve someone you can count on.
家具店的艾拉怎么样 How about Ira from the furniture store?
他很不错啊 He's a catch.
你现在还要来帮我牵红线了吗 Now you're gonna play matchmaker for me?
大概是吧 I suppose I am.
你知道我现在可以打给他的吧 You realize I could call him right now.
我觉得你应该打啊 I think you should.
那你最好是真心的 因为我可真会打 You better mean it, 'cause I'll do it.
此时不打更待何时 No time like the present.
我要打了 I'm doing it.
我拨号啦 I'm dialing.
很好 Great.
电话响啦 It's ringing.
帮我跟他打个招呼 Tell him I said hi.
洛圣朋高级家具店 我是艾拉 Rosenbloom's Fine Furniture. Ira speaking.
你好啊 艾拉 Hello, Ira.
小女子康妮·塔克 It's Connie Tucker.
康妮 我的天啊 Connie. Oh, my gosh.
你好吗 How are you?
人家想知道我好不好呢 He wants to know how I am.
回答他啊 Tell him.
我之后再打给你 I'll call you back.
你敢相信吗 Can you believe it?
感觉他是为了你好才这样 It sounds like he has your best interests at heart.
这世上没有男人可以甩了我 Men don't break up with me.
只有老娘甩人 I do the breaking up.
到了你这岁数居然还能够体验到新鲜事物 Well, I think it's nice that you can still experience new things
这样很棒啊 at your age.
你再逼逼你就活不到我这岁数 Keep it up, and you won't get to my age.
那你要跟艾拉去约会吗 So, are you gonna go out with Ira?
有何不可呢 Well, I don't know why not.
但这真的是你想要的吗 Is that really what you want?
我肯定不想自己坐在家里 Well, I'm sure as hell not gonna sit home by myself
想清楚那关系到底怎么办 while I try and figure it out.
感觉这样对艾拉不太地道啊 Doesn't sound like you're being nice to Ira.
她这人本来就不地道 我都说了好多年了 She's not nice. Been saying it for years.
妈 Mom,
斯特吉斯博士还会再来吗 will Dr. Sturgis be coming over again?
-不知道呢 -他应该再来 - I don't know. - He should.
我们昨晚谈精神病院谈得很开心 We had so much fun talking about the mental hospital,
都还没机会聊到科学呢 we barely got to talk about science.
我不知道他有什么安排 Well, I don't know what his plans are.
那姥姥今晚会来吃饭吗 Is Meemaw coming for dinner tonight?
不会 她有事要忙 No. She is busy.
跟斯特吉斯博士吗 那或许我能一起去啊 With Dr. Sturgis? Maybe I can join them.
我的各种有趣小知识储备 All my fun facts make me a welcome addition
能为各种晚餐约会增色不少 to any dinner date.
宝贝 她不会跟斯特吉斯博士在一起 She's not gonna be with Dr. Sturgis, sweetie.
那我不懂我们为什么不能邀请他来 Then I don't understand why I can't invite him over.
你姥姥跟斯特吉斯博士... Your meemaw and Dr. Sturgis are...
在他出院后开始在探讨 figuring out how their relationship is gonna work
他们的感情将何去何从 now that he's back.
他们的感情为什么会要有变化呢 Why does their relationship need to be any different?
很复杂啦 It's complicated.
所以我们不能邀请他来了 So, we can't have him over?
抱歉啊 只是现在真的不太合适 Sorry. It's just not a good idea right now.
这太不公平了吧 This isn't fair.
我找到了全德州唯一能理解我的那个人 I find the one person in Texas who understands me
而现在却不准跟他见面了 and now I'm not allowed to see him?
你好啊 Hello!
-请进 -所以康妮... - Come in. - So, uh, Connie is, uh,
不介意我来吧 okay with my being here?
不用担心 也不用再提起 Don't worry about it or, you know, mention it.
来 送你们一颗凤梨 Well, here's a pineapple.
18世纪的时候它代表着款待 It's a symbol of hospitality dating back to the 1700s.
谢谢你 真是太... Thank you. How...
热带风情了 tropical.
斯特吉斯博士 欢迎你来 Dr. Sturgis, hello!
你好啊 Hi!
你知道凤梨是款待的象征吗 Ooh. Did you know the pineapple is a symbol of hospitality?
我还真的知道 As a matter of fact, I did.
不用谢哦 You're welcome!
我得老实说 I got to tell you,
这真是意外惊喜 this is an unexpected surprise.
敬惊喜 Here's to surprises.
因为据我所知 'Cause last I heard,
你和约翰仍在约会 you and John were still going out.
但我现在没有啊 我跟你在这里 Well, now I'm not, and I'm here with you,
所以我们就别提起他了 so let's not talk about him.
听起来你们才分手不久啊 Ooh. Sounds like this breakup is a little fresh.
没错 是最近才分的 Yeah, it was pretty recent.
大概一周前吗 一个月前 What, like, a week? Month?
就在我打给你之前 Literally as I was calling you.
我很开心你第一个就想起我 Well, I'm glad that I was the first person that came to mind.
其实是他提议我找你的 Actually, you were his idea.
还是很开心啦 Still glad.
不是吧 又来 Really? This again?
乖乖坐下 Just sit.
姥姥人呢 Where's Meemaw?
她今晚不在 Not here tonight.
-为什么 -据我了解 - Why? - As I understand it,
现在斯特吉斯博士从医院回来了 now that Dr. Sturgis is back from the hospital,
他和姥姥要想清楚 he and Meemaw are figuring out
该如何继续他们的恋爱关系 how their relationship is going to work.
这是什么意思 What does that mean?
听起来她甩了他 Sounds like she dumped him.
-其实是他... -谢尔顿 你不是 - Actually, he's the one... - Sheldon, didn't you want
-想聊科学的话题吗 -是的 - to talk about science stuff? - Yes.
很好 现在赶紧聊 Good. Do that right now
我知道和康妮分手后 Well, I realize being here after ending
仍然来你们家 是挺不寻常的 my romantic relationship with Connie is unusual.
所以跟以前一样 So, as before,
我很乐意为你们解答任何问题 I'm perfectly happy to answer any questions that you might have.
我有个问题 I have a question.
我能坐到电视机前面吃吗 Can I eat in front of the TV?
可以 Sure.
我们继续聊《闪灵》吧 Let's get back to The Shining.
当电梯门打开时 妈呀吓死人 When them elevator doors open, oh, man.
我来理清楚 Let me get this straight.
你男朋友从精神病院回来后 Your boyfriend comes home from the mental hospital,
就甩了你 he dumps you,
然后建议你和我出来约会吗 and he suggests that you go out with me?
-没错 -听起来是赌气约会啊 - Yeah. - Sounds like a spite date.
你这么解读的话听起来就不好了嘛 Well, gosh, when you say it like that, doesn't sound great.
不不不 我不介意 我只是... No. No, no, I'm fine with it. I just...
想确保我弄清楚来龙去脉了 I want to make sure I got everything right.
医院 甩我 赌气 Hospital, dumped, spite.
你都知道了 You got it.
好 我听说这里的奶油菠菜做得很棒 All right. I hear the creamed spinach is terrific.
老人的恋爱是怎么谈的 How do relationships work for old people?
人年轻的时候 并不觉得老女人性感 When you were young, you didn't think old women looked hot.
但你现在老了 就觉得她们性感了吗 But now that you're old, do you?
这个问题很有意思 Well, that's a very interesting question.
我能跟你到厨房聊聊吗 Can I speak to you in the kitchen?
-我想听他的答案 -我一直都觉得 - I want to hear the answer. - I've always found
你姥姥非常火辣性感 your grandmother to be very hot stuff.
听完了 走吧 All right, let's go.
但你能看见她满脸的皱纹吧 But you can see her wrinkles, right?
不如你带约翰去酒吧之类的地方吧 Why don't you take John to a bar or something?
-为什么 -因为孩子们不需要听到 - Why? - 'Cause the children don't need to hear
他觉得他们姥姥有多迷人 about how attractive he finds their grandmother.
你干嘛不带他出去呢 Why don't you take him out?
行 那你督促孩子们洗澡和准时上床睡觉 Fine. You make sure the kids take baths and get to bed.
对了 谢尔顿的指甲也该剪了 Oh, and Sheldon needs his fingernails trimmed.
约翰 我们俩出去喝杯啤酒怎么样啊 Hey, John, what do you say you and I go grab a beer?
但我们还没开菠萝呢 But we haven't cut open the pineapple yet.
你们去吧 You boys go ahead.
我们下次再吃菠萝好了 We'll eat the pineapple another time.
但我们还没机会聊科学呢 But we haven't had a chance to talk about science.
谢尔顿能一起去吗 Ooh, can Sheldon come?
-我能去吗 -不行 - Can I? - No.
别再说我的事了 So, enough about me.
-你最近的生活怎么样 -老天 - What's been going on in your life? - Oh, boy. Well,
我俩分手之后 after you and I broke up,
我就借此机会多运动运动 I took the opportunity to work on myself.
我又开始打网球了 Started playing tennis again.
我买了一架望远镜 可酷了 Uh, I-I bought a telescope, which is pretty cool
因为能看到放大的月亮什么的 because you-you got to see the Moon all big and things.
我还首次尝试了越南菜 And, uh, I-I tried Vietnamese food for the first time,
但结果不太好 which did not go well.
辣死我了 Oh, very spicy.
你都不知道我胃烧得多慌 You wouldn't believe the heartburn.
多少的胃药都不够吃 Not enough Tums in the world.
来这真是太棒了 This is wonderful.
你知道吗 一开始叫"廉价[潜入]酒吧" Did you know the term "Dive bar" originated
是因为当时很多店面都比路面低 because many establishments were below street level,
顾客必须往地下走才能进入 and patrons had to essentially dive down to enter them.
我以前不知道 Didn't know that.
现在你知道啦 Well, now you do.
乔治 Hey, George.
-介绍一下你朋友吧 -内特 - Who's your friend? - Hey, Nate.
这位是约翰·斯特吉斯 This is John Sturgis.
他是名科学家 He's a scientist.
认识你很高兴 内特 Pleased to make your acquaintance, Nate.
你们想喝点什么 What can I get you?
你们这有沙士吗 Um, do you have sarsaparilla?
两杯啤酒 我们就来两杯啤酒 Two beers. We'll take two beers.
我必须承认 他们分手后 I must admit, after the breakup,
我一度很担心 但现在斯特吉斯博士和爸爸是朋友了 I was worried, but now that Dr. Sturgis and Dad are friends,
我们以后就能更常见到他 we'll be seeing even more of him.
有什么办法能少见他一点 How do we see less of him?
这样很没礼貌 That is not nice.
对不起 但我站在姥姥那边 Sorry, but I'm on Meemaw's side.
她给我买了两截式泳衣 She got me a two-piece bathing suit.
我都不知道我们要选边站 I didn't realize we were expected to take sides.
没人需要选边站 No one needs to take sides.
海瑟·M的爸妈离婚后 When Heather M.'s parents got divorced,
她说那就像选边站一样 she said it was like picking sides,
不过能获得双倍的礼物 but you get twice the presents.
他们又不是离婚了 This isn't a divorce.
姥姥和斯特吉斯博士一定会继续当朋友的 And I'm sure Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis will still be friends.
海瑟·M的爸妈就决裂不是朋友了 Heather M.'s parents aren't friends.
但她现在既有芭比的梦想小屋 But now she's got Barbie's DreamHouse
也有粉色遥控车呢 and the pink Corvette.
你听见我的暗示了 You heard me.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
看起来很美味 我喜欢冰淇淋 That looks amazing. I love ice cream.
你知道吗 Did you know
他们以前常使用海狸的肛门腺体 that they used to use the anal glands of beavers
模拟出香草的味道 to make it taste like vanilla?
不可能 你从哪听说的 No. Where'd you hear that?
不过我知道要从它们囊中挤出汁来很不容易 I understand it's difficult to, uh, milk the little sacs.
就是在别的地方听说的啦 It's just something I picked up along the way.
你还好吗 You okay?
很好 Yeah.
我们来吃派吧 Let's eat pie.
还是别吃冰淇淋好了 And maybe not the ice cream.
你能相信康妮是我第一个女朋友吗 Can you believe Connie was my first girlfriend?
真的吗 Really?
很可能也是最后一个 And probably my last.
别说丧气话嘛 Come on, don't talk like that.
不 是真的 No, it's true.
她也许还不明白 She may not realize it,
但这决定对大家都好 but this is all for the best.
我是残次品 I'm damaged goods.
你当然不是了 No, you're not.
之前我已经很久没发过病了 It had just been so long since I'd had an episode.
我还以为自己没事了 I thought I was okay.
但显然我有事 But, clearly, I'm not,
谁知道什么时候还会再发病 and, uh, who knows if it'll happen again.
我不能冒险 And, uh, I just can't take the risk
让康妮再经历一次 of putting Connie through that.
她也有她的毛病啊 Hey, she's got problems, too.
我见过她从垃圾堆里捡起瓶果酒 然后干了 I've seen her take a wine cooler out of the trash and finish it.
-我没开玩笑 -好吧 - I'm not joking. - Well,
谢谢你听我吐苦水 thank you for listening.
乐意至极 My pleasure.
如果你想聊你和玛丽的婚姻 And if you want to talk about your relationship with Mary,
我随时奉陪 I'm all ears.
关系疏远 沟通有困难 Intimacy issues, communication difficulties,
在床上不和谐... problems in the bedroom...
瞧 台球桌开了 Hey! Pool table's open.
太棒啦 Ah! Wonderful!
但如果你们真的离婚了 But if you did get a divorce,
我能得到多少个美国女孩娃娃呢 how many American Girl dolls could I get?
我和你爸没要离婚 Your father and I aren't getting a divorce.
但要是离了就不止一个 对吧 But more than one, right?
你有跟离婚无关的问题要问吗 Are there any questions that aren't about divorce?
没有 谢尔顿 Nope. Sheldon?
看着你妈跟不是你爸的人约会 Is it difficult to see your mother
是不是很难接受 go out with men who aren't your father?
这个问题很严肃啊 That's a big one.
我的确花了一点时间才接受 I suppose it took some getting used to,
但她是成年人了 but she's a grown-up,
虽然姥爷去世了 and even though Pop-Pop passed away,
但她仍该拥有幸福 she deserves to be happy.
告诉你一声 Just so you know,
我只要有一个美国女孩娃娃就满足了 I'd be happy with one American Girl doll.
我们聊完了 And we're done.
非常感谢你 艾拉 Thank you so much, Ira.
我真的很需要有人陪我 I really needed this.
不客气 You're welcome.
我们应该再约出来 We should do it again.
你周五晚上有什么安排 What's your Friday night look like?
周五不行 Oh, no, Friday's no good
因为我们要在店里盘点货物 'cause we're doing inventory at the store.
好吧 那周末呢 Oh, okay. Well, how about the weekend?
不不 周末我也没空 No, no, no, that's not good for me, either.
你是在拒绝我吗 Are you blowing me off?
有这么明显吗 Is it that obvious?
可我不明白为什么 Well, I don't understand why.
我以为我们今晚挺愉快的 I mean, I-I thought we had a nice time.
是很愉快 Oh, we did.
但你仍对约翰念念不忘 But you're still hung up on John,
我不希望又心碎一次 and I don't want to have my heart broken again,
所以恕我必须拒绝你 so I'm gonna respectfully pass.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
就是啊 没想到我居然还有尊严残留在体内 I know. It turns out I do have a shred of dignity.
我和你一样感到意外 I'm as surprised as you are.
我这礼拜可真不顺啊 I'm not having a good week.
你以前打过台球吗 Have you played much pool?
念大学时经常打 Oh, in my undergraduate days, all the time.
这就是物理学和几何学 It's just physics and geometry.
是吗 Is that so?
我在脑子里计算角度 I calculate the angles in my head.
有时用弧度 Sometimes in radians,
有时用角度数 sometimes in degrees,
看我那天心情如何啦 depending on my level of whimsy.
我喜欢用弧度来计算 I'm a radians man myself.
这是笑话吗 That's a joke?
是有这个意思 Supposed to be.
人生真有意思 Oh, life is funny.
一周前 我还在精神病院里 A week ago, I was in a mental institution,
现在我却在一间廉价酒吧里开怀大笑 and now I'm laughing it up in a dive bar.
还不是普通的酒吧哦 Not just any dive bar.
是所有人都认识我的酒吧 One where everyone knows me.
他们能认识你真的太幸运了 And they are lucky that they do.
不好意思 Excuse me!
各位 Everyone!
-惨了 -我提议大家为乔治·库珀干一杯 - Oh, boy. - I would like to propose a toast to George Cooper.
我不怕告诉你们 I don't mind telling you
我目前正经历一个人生难关 I'm going through a bit of a rough patch,
这个男人特意带我来这里 and this man went out of his way to take me here
聆听我的烦恼和悲伤 and listen to my woes.
而且我和乔治根本没有多熟 And George and I don't even know each other that well.
你们都听见了 我跟他不熟 You heard it. Y'all heard it.
但我刚和一位女性分手了 But I just broke up with a woman.
她美丽 充满激情 A beautiful, passionate woman.
有冒险精神 Adventurous.
感性 Sensual.
显然 Apparently,
人无论到几岁都会为爱心碎 you're never too old for heartache.
但今晚 But tonight,
我在男性友谊的怀中找到了慰藉 I found solace in the bosom of male friendship.
敬乔治·库珀 To George Cooper.
酒我请了 Drinks are on me!
敬乔治·库珀 To George Cooper!
发生什么了 What happened?
我喝了几杯啤酒 Oh, I had a few beers.
他喝了一杯 He had one.
你们不是吧 Seriously?
不准我养狗 却让这家伙赖到现在都不走 We can't get a dog, and this guy's still here?